Teacher Warning Calls

A list of warning calls for different teachers

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Cutting class or using your phone in school can result in disastrous penalties if you’re caught by a teacher, but luckily The Spectator has provided a list of warning calls to help alert your fellow students of a teacher’s presence.

Notice: The Stuyvesant Spectator does not condone any of the aforementioned activities and is in no way trying to facilitate the purposeful (or accidental) engagement in any violation of school policies. It has always been the belief of The Spectator that any students using cellular devices in the hallways of our glorious building before 3:50 p.m. should be burned at the stake. Additionally: heTay dministrationAay sIay lwaysAay atchingWay sUay

Chouberalian: Chouby dooby dooooo!

Moran: The egg is hatching!

Wang: Concept not clear!

Simon: Hey hey, ho ho, Señor Simón just stole the show!

Markova: Stalin lives!

Tillman: The Tillyman approaches!

Chang: First period cycling!

Waxman: Oy vey!


Garber: I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!

Sandler: Good SAT word

Avallone: hmmHMM

Brockman: igsPay atinLay

Coco: The Greeks are coming!

Maggio: No eating in the theater! (Or, alternatively, one very loud “HA”)