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Report Card Dictionary
An exasperated teacher explains what those report card messages really mean.
Humor
Leave Me and My Inbox Alone
I describe the experience of first receiving a college undergraduate program admissions email and then rant about it.
Humor
Hot n’ Heavy in the Hudson
By Asa Muhammad
Officials at Stuyvesant High School currently under fire for possession of “ludicrous” amounts of child pornography.
Humor
Stuyvesant Has Tea With Kung Fu Tea
By Jakob Gorisek-Gazze, Neil Sarkar
Jupioca faces controversy after Kung Fu Tea’s closing.
Humor
NRA Fears Challenge From Anti-Vaxxers for 2019 Children-Killing Award
The NRA has dominated the child-killing scene for almost a decade. Now anti-vaxxers want to unseat it.
Humor
Could You Be Suffering from Post-SING! Depression?
By Tony Moh
A fake medical diagnosis on the symptoms of acute post-SING depression, partially based on the actual WebMD diagnosis for depression.
Humor
The Editorial Board Predicts Each Other’s Future
The future is looking bright for the 2020 - 2021 Spectator Editorial Board! Here are the editors 20 years into the future.
Humor
SING!? More Like SEUNG!
By Aaron Wang, Karen Zhang, Kelly Yip
Principal Seung Yu sent out an email announcing that SING! shall be renamed to SEUNG! and shares his plans for the upcoming event. Exciting!
Humor
To All the Objects We’ve Loved Before
Once schools closed, we reminisced about the beloved objects that we tragically left in our lockers. Through a collection of love letters, we hope to rekindle the strong and blazing passion that was once there.
Humor
JProm Boat Quarantined On Hudson River
Pending further developments, the JProm party boat has been quarantined on the Hudson River.
Humor
Students Walk Out As Protest For Not Shutting Down Schools; Virus Spreads Throughout City
“Yo, I don’t know what God put in the water on New Year’s, [coughing] but de Bruhsio just made it worse.” —Violet, also a Revolutionary
Humor
Five New Courses For The Next Academic Year
By Alexandra Wen, Tiffany Chen
A fake programming guide.
Humor
2017 Political Oscars
By Karen Chen
Spectator covers the latest political Oscars sponsored and hosted by Putin & Company.
Humor
Student Admitted to Meme Rehab After Near-Fatal Meme Overdose
Junior Daniel Ju was admitted to the Meme Rehabilitation Center on Saturday, April 1, after a meme overdose triggered by 29 hours of viewing memes...
Humor
The Spectator News Department Finally Publishes the Truth
The News Department reveals what it is really like to write an article and what people actually mean to say.
Humor
Spectator Book Review
By Kai Hin Lui
Donald Trump reviews the Constitution and the Bible (written in the format of a book review).
Humor
Teacher Recommendation Requirements
By Alexandra Wen, Marie Ivantechenko
Absurd requirements for a teacher recommendation.
Humor
PTC Evasion Methods
In order to prevent their parents from realizing what a disappointment they raised, students have developed several strategies to make sure their parents never even meet their teachers.
Humor
Advice For The SAT
By Seth Fenton
We know the SAT can be incredibly stressful, but luckily, The Spectator Humor Department is here to help.
Humor
Stuyvesant Has Tea With Kung Fu Tea
By Jakob Gorisek-Gazze, Neil Sarkar
Jupioca faces controversy after Kung Fu Tea’s closing.
Humor
NRA Fears Challenge From Anti-Vaxxers for 2019 Children-Killing Award
The NRA has dominated the child-killing scene for almost a decade. Now anti-vaxxers want to unseat it.
Humor
The Editorial Board Predicts Each Other’s Future
The future is looking bright for the 2020 - 2021 Spectator Editorial Board! Here are the editors 20 years into the future.
Humor
SING!? More Like SEUNG!
By Aaron Wang, Karen Zhang, Kelly Yip
Principal Seung Yu sent out an email announcing that SING! shall be renamed to SEUNG! and shares his plans for the upcoming event. Exciting!
Humor
To All the Objects We’ve Loved Before
Once schools closed, we reminisced about the beloved objects that we tragically left in our lockers. Through a collection of love letters, we hope to rekindle the strong and blazing passion that was once there.
Humor
Report Card Dictionary
An exasperated teacher explains what those report card messages really mean.
Humor
JProm Boat Quarantined On Hudson River
Pending further developments, the JProm party boat has been quarantined on the Hudson River.
Humor
Students Walk Out As Protest For Not Shutting Down Schools; Virus Spreads Throughout City
“Yo, I don’t know what God put in the water on New Year’s, [coughing] but de Bruhsio just made it worse.” —Violet, also a Revolutionary
Humor
Leave Me and My Inbox Alone
I describe the experience of first receiving a college undergraduate program admissions email and then rant about it.
Humor
How To Survive the Coronavirus: Tips and Tricks From WikiHow
By Helena Williams, Veronika Kowalski
Scared of the coronavirus outbreak? WikiHow’s got you covered.
Humor
Hot n’ Heavy in the Hudson
By Asa Muhammad
Officials at Stuyvesant High School currently under fire for possession of “ludicrous” amounts of child pornography.
Humor
Could You Be Suffering from Post-SING! Depression?
By Tony Moh
A fake medical diagnosis on the symptoms of acute post-SING depression, partially based on the actual WebMD diagnosis for depression.
Humor
Five New Courses For The Next Academic Year
By Alexandra Wen, Tiffany Chen
A fake programming guide.
Humor
Escalator Policy Change
By Kerwin Chen
Stuyvesant changes escalator policy to support physical fitness.
Humor
2017 Political Oscars
By Karen Chen
Spectator covers the latest political Oscars sponsored and hosted by Putin & Company.
Humor
PTC Evasion Methods
In order to prevent their parents from realizing what a disappointment they raised, students have developed several strategies to make sure their parents never even meet their teachers.
Humor
Student Admitted to Meme Rehab After Near-Fatal Meme Overdose
Junior Daniel Ju was admitted to the Meme Rehabilitation Center on Saturday, April 1, after a meme overdose triggered by 29 hours of viewing memes...
Humor
The Spectator News Department Finally Publishes the Truth
The News Department reveals what it is really like to write an article and what people actually mean to say.
Humor
Spectator Book Review
By Kai Hin Lui
Donald Trump reviews the Constitution and the Bible (written in the format of a book review).