Matthew Chen (matthew-chen)

Matthew Chen ('27) is a Humor writer. He mainly loves to create New-York-Times-style crosswords for the Fun Column. He also likes making art, tarot cards, and (of course) puzzles.

Humor

March Horoscopes

Eva Kastoun, Matthew Chen

Fun horoscopes for March 2025!

Issue 12, Volume 115

Humor

Didn't Wear Your Lab Goggles? You Pay the Price.

Matthew Chen

The true dangers of not wearing your lab goggles—summoning a Lovecraftian demon.

Issue 11, Volume 115

Humor

I Deleted Google Classroom: It Changed My Life

Matthew Chen

Deleting Google Classroom was euphoric. Now, I feel completely enlightened. No more am I pressured by constant notifications and FOMO. This is my story.

Issue 8, Volume 115

Humor

2024 is Ending, so Why Not Do It For the Plot

Matthew Chen

You haven’t done anything this year, but the year isn’t over just yet. Here are some helpful suggestions to how you can finally feel the warmth of someone else’s embrace or perhaps burn down the kitchen you’ve always wanted to burn down.

Issue 7, Volume 115