Selina Lin (selina-lin)

slin61 [ at ] stuy [ dot ] edu

slin61@stuy.edu

Selina Lin ('26) is a Humor editor. She enjoys writing punny works of misinformation that can be informing about current events. In her free time, she enjoys cheesy superheroes and most importantly, her cat Nigel.

“Summer of Super” Leads to 400 Percent Increase in “Fantastical Vigilantism”

Superhero movies have influenced brand new heroes to take to the streets.

Issue 2, Volume 116

Kremlin Kung Pao Chicken Index: What It Means For Global Politics

A look at Russia’s equivalent of the Pentagon Pizza Index.

Issue 2, Volume 116

Trees and Allergy Season: Patreearchy and its Pollenly Consequences

The plight of pollen allergies and the patreearchial problems that plague pollinators.

Issue 15, Volume 115

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Soph-Frosh SING!: A Happy Ending?

Michelle Huang, Selina Lin

[sung to the tune of “Reflection”] Whaaaaat is that show I seeeee, up on thaaaaat, stage for meeeee? Why is SophFrosh SING! something Iiiii paid to seeeee? Writing lyrics is hard, guys.

Issue 12, Volume 115

High Fun or High On Kool-Aid?

Alexis Qian, Selina Lin

Someone please tell me where Senior SING! hid the Kool-Aid, children, and furries.

Issue 12, Volume 115

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Thanksgiving Dinner: The Turkeys Fight Back

A turkey group plans their resistance to the slaughter of their kind during the Thanksgiving season.

Issue 6, Volume 115

Why Is It So Hard To Commit Election Fraud?!

A would-be election fraudster attempts to foil the 2024 Election.

Issue 6, Volume 115

Not Clickbait! Stuyvesant High School's Faculty Halloween Cooking Contest, Now Live!

A student documents the treats at the annual Stuyvesant faculty’s Halloween cooking contest.

Issue 4, Volume 115

College Board Changes AP Spanish Test, Leaves Students Baffled

Selina Lin, Tamiyyah Shafiq

College Board suddenly changes the AP Spanish exam to focus on Dora the Explorer.

Issue 17, Volume 114

Heyday of a Hardened Halal Cart Criminal

The life of a halal cart driver on the run from the law.

Issue 13, Volume 114

Are Leap Years Real? Scientists Want You to Think That!

Scientists invented leap years in order to get more vacation time.

Issue 11, Volume 114

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Elf Protest Against Santa Start Amidst Allegations of Workshop Mistreatment

Elves gathered in demonstrations across the North Pole to protest poor working conditions in Santa’s Workshop.

Issue 8, Volume 114

A Beginner’s Guide to Ghost Hunting

A few simple and easy tips for ghost hunting this Halloween.

Issue 4, Volume 114

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Slim Winnings, Strong Hopes

As the spotted lanternfly invasion persists, hope and morale remain strong at the frontlines.

Issue 1, Volume 114

The Case of the Vanishing Commuters

When students start mysteriously disappearing, an amateur detective steps up to investigate how they went missing.

Issue 13, Volume 113

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Into the Multiverse: Stuyvesant’s Secret Wormhole

Kavya Green, Selina Lin

A student meets fellow Stuyvesant students from across the multiverse.

Issue 10, Volume 113

Five Ways to Pass the Time Till ‘Tis the Season

A list of festive ways to pass time until the start of winter break.

Issue 7, Volume 113