Diya Mallu (diya-mallu)

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Bad Grade Week at Stuy Causes Students to “Tweak Out”

Diya Mallu, Faiza Rumman, Syed Ali

Students share horror stories from “bad grade week,” a teacher-planned torture experience.

Issue 8, Volume 115

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Stuy Speaks For the Trees

Diya Mallu

Principal Yu goes to new extremes to ‘save the trees,’ leading to unintended student fallout.

Issue 3, Volume 115

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APocalypse: Dawn of the Exams

Diya Mallu

Reason behind AP exams found to be…controlling Zombie outbreaks?!

Issue 15, Volume 114

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The Rizzler’s Revenge

Diya Mallu

A Stuyvesant high school student, fed up with love, tries to cause magical hatred, only to have his plan backfire horribly.

Issue 10, Volume 114

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The Santa Who Stole Christmas

Diya Mallu

A Stuyvesant student wakes up on Christmas morning with no presents and decides to go to the North Pole to argue with Santa for them.

Issue 8, Volume 114