Humor
The Cabinet of Abominations
By Adeline Sauberli, Astrid Harrington
Surprised by some of Trump’s recent cabinet picks? He can explain.
Arts and Entertainment
Orphism: Worthy of Re-examination?
By Galen Jack
“Harmony and Dissonance” highlights the importance of Orphism as a transition between representation and abstraction in European art though the works that make up this exhibition are, for the most part lackluster.
News
Pertussis Exposure Casts a Shadow Over Stuyvesant’s Halloween Celebrations
By Anna Zhao, Anna Zheng, Daniel Sokolovsky , Dilasha Rawal
Pertussis, otherwise known as whooping cough, recently broke out at Stuyvesant from October 21 to 30.
News
Stuyvesant’s First Fall Sports Volleyball Tournament
By Zoey Marcus
Stuy Sports hosted the first Fall Sports Volleyball Tournament on November 20.
Opinions
The Case for Situationships: Slow and Steady Wins the Race
Our pessimistic attitude towards situationships creates rushed relationships when, in actuality, situationships can help foster understanding and boundaries from the beginning.
Features
Math in Motion: The AMC Challenge and its Impact on Students
By William Chen
The American Mathematics Competition (AMC) offers students the opportunity to test their problem-solving abilities, gain experience in math, and qualify for prestigious exams such as the AIME, all while fostering a sense of community for math.
Humor
Thanksgiving Dinner: The Turkeys Fight Back
By Selina Lin
A turkey group plans their resistance to the slaughter of their kind during the Thanksgiving season.
Arts and Entertainment
Miyagi-Do’s Final Fight
By Kabir Madan
While far from the best five episodes Cobra Kai has put out, it was decent across the board, but slightly flawed in a few areas, such as the fights and some of the characters.
Opinions
The Polls Were Still Wrong (But Also Sorta Right)
By Muhib Muhib
Donald Trump’s victory means that I was wrong, so what now?
News
The Price Point
The Price Point is a series written by News Editors Brendan Tan and Seth Fenton, covering recent economic events and providing Stuyvesant students with an easy understanding of critical economics concepts that affect our day-to-day lives.
Humor
Why Is It So Hard To Commit Election Fraud?!
By Selina Lin
A would-be election fraudster attempts to foil the 2024 Election.
Humor
The Cabinet of Abominations
By Adeline Sauberli, Astrid Harrington
Surprised by some of Trump’s recent cabinet picks? He can explain.
Opinions
Bring Back “Video Homeroom”—Whatever That Was
Stuyvesant needs a comprehensive means of recording our institutional knowledge from generation to generation. One idea? A collaborative StuyWiki.
Arts and Entertainment
Gladiator 1.5
Gladiator II blew its predecessor out of the water with its massive production scale and visual effects, but falls short in end with its originality.
Sports
Lessons from Westfalenstadion
By Khush Wadhwa
Lessons learned from a trip to Westfalenstadion, one of Germany’s largest professional football stadiums.
Opinions
All I Want for Christmas Is Latkes
I struggled with the lack of Hanukkah representation when I was younger, but in recent years I have figured out how to make my own magic by incorporating different traditions into my holiday season.
Arts and Entertainment
Eternal Atake 2: Lil Uzi Vert Takes a Step Backwards
In Eternal Atake 2, Uzi aims to unite Eternal Atake with his current creative vision, but instead creates a disconnected album unable to live up to his groundbreaking past successes.
Arts and Entertainment
The Blissful Birth of the Museum of Modern Art
By Maegan Diep
The Lillie P. Bliss and the Birth of Modern exhibition at the Museum of Modern Art celebrates the founding woman who championed the avant-garde movement.
Science
The IYPT—a New Opportunity for Physics Enthusiasts at Stuyvesant
By Sophie Zhao
Interested in conducting physics research? Join Stuyvesant’s new IYPT team and investigate diverse topics in physics through research and experimentation!
Science
Whooping Cough Explained
By Ryan Yang
The recent cases of whooping cough at Stuyvesant High School highlight the importance of vaccination, early diagnosis, and awareness to prevent the spread of this highly contagious and potentially severe respiratory infection.
Humor
The Ultimate ‘Why Us?’ College Essay
By Daniella Solomon, Sasha Ruinsky
Average student writes a totally ordinary “Why us?” college essay.
Arts and Entertainment
Robert Frank: Finally In Focus
Life Dances On takes a bird’s eye view of Robert Frank’s life, tracing his influences and the evolution of his craft while highlighting the less celebrated facets of his oeuvre.
Arts and Entertainment
Chromakopia: Tyler, the Creator’s Opus of Self Reflection
Tyler, the Creator's newest album represents a pivotal moment in his life, and listeners love the artist’s new found vulnerability
Arts and Entertainment
October in Singles
By Emile Lee-Suk, Santino Suarez
Four mini-reviews of singles that were released in October.
Science
Bedroom Media on Sleep Quality
By Gavin Lin
Viewing electronic media before bed limits our sleep quality and sleep quantity in both psychological and physical ways. However, some aspects of bedroom media may benefit sleep.
Features
Discussing Sexual Misconduct Education at Stuyvesant
By Noa Salas
An investigative report into the gaps in how Stuyvesant educates its students, particularly through guidance push-ins, about sexual misconduct, and how they handle such abuse when it occurs.
Opinions
Why Have Americans Grown Impervious to Political Scandal?
Americans have become desensitized to political scandal. What caused this sudden change?
Science
The Reopening of the Three Mile Island Nuclear Power Plant
By Andrew Zhang
Reopening the Three Mile Island nuclear power plant—which had a partial meltdown in 1979—with cutting-edge technology and enhanced safety measures will benefit the economy, create numerous jobs, and increase sustainable energy production.
Opinions
Remembering: What I’ve Learned from Collecting My Family’s Stories
Recording my family’s stories has taught me about life, relationships, and the importance of memories.
Opinions
Bring Back “Video Homeroom”—Whatever That Was
Stuyvesant needs a comprehensive means of recording our institutional knowledge from generation to generation. One idea? A collaborative StuyWiki.
Arts and Entertainment
Gladiator 1.5
Gladiator II blew its predecessor out of the water with its massive production scale and visual effects, but falls short in end with its originality.
Sports
Lessons from Westfalenstadion
By Khush Wadhwa
Lessons learned from a trip to Westfalenstadion, one of Germany’s largest professional football stadiums.
Opinions
All I Want for Christmas Is Latkes
I struggled with the lack of Hanukkah representation when I was younger, but in recent years I have figured out how to make my own magic by incorporating different traditions into my holiday season.
Arts and Entertainment
Eternal Atake 2: Lil Uzi Vert Takes a Step Backwards
In Eternal Atake 2, Uzi aims to unite Eternal Atake with his current creative vision, but instead creates a disconnected album unable to live up to his groundbreaking past successes.
Humor
The Cabinet of Abominations
By Adeline Sauberli, Astrid Harrington
Surprised by some of Trump’s recent cabinet picks? He can explain.
Arts and Entertainment
The Blissful Birth of the Museum of Modern Art
By Maegan Diep
The Lillie P. Bliss and the Birth of Modern exhibition at the Museum of Modern Art celebrates the founding woman who championed the avant-garde movement.
Arts and Entertainment
Orphism: Worthy of Re-examination?
By Galen Jack
“Harmony and Dissonance” highlights the importance of Orphism as a transition between representation and abstraction in European art though the works that make up this exhibition are, for the most part lackluster.
News
Pertussis Exposure Casts a Shadow Over Stuyvesant’s Halloween Celebrations
By Anna Zhao, Anna Zheng, Daniel Sokolovsky , Dilasha Rawal
Pertussis, otherwise known as whooping cough, recently broke out at Stuyvesant from October 21 to 30.
News
Stuyvesant’s First Fall Sports Volleyball Tournament
By Zoey Marcus
Stuy Sports hosted the first Fall Sports Volleyball Tournament on November 20.
Science
The IYPT—a New Opportunity for Physics Enthusiasts at Stuyvesant
By Sophie Zhao
Interested in conducting physics research? Join Stuyvesant’s new IYPT team and investigate diverse topics in physics through research and experimentation!
Science
Whooping Cough Explained
By Ryan Yang
The recent cases of whooping cough at Stuyvesant High School highlight the importance of vaccination, early diagnosis, and awareness to prevent the spread of this highly contagious and potentially severe respiratory infection.
Opinions
The Case for Situationships: Slow and Steady Wins the Race
Our pessimistic attitude towards situationships creates rushed relationships when, in actuality, situationships can help foster understanding and boundaries from the beginning.
Humor
Looking in the (Couch) Crack
By Jubaida Shahriar, Munem Tajwar
The salacious news of JD Vance's affair with a couch shocked the American public, but letters between the two reveal their relationship was much more than a hook-up.
Features
Math in Motion: The AMC Challenge and its Impact on Students
By William Chen
The American Mathematics Competition (AMC) offers students the opportunity to test their problem-solving abilities, gain experience in math, and qualify for prestigious exams such as the AIME, all while fostering a sense of community for math.
News
Stuyvesant’s First Schoolwide Career Fair
By Aanya Baid, Amy Mitchneck, Mark Ionis
Stuyvesant hosted a school-wide career fair this fall, where alumni shared insightful experiences with students.
Features
Discussing Sexual Misconduct Education at Stuyvesant
By Noa Salas
An investigative report into the gaps in how Stuyvesant educates its students, particularly through guidance push-ins, about sexual misconduct, and how they handle such abuse when it occurs.
Humor
Thanksgiving Dinner: The Turkeys Fight Back
By Selina Lin
A turkey group plans their resistance to the slaughter of their kind during the Thanksgiving season.
Arts and Entertainment
Miyagi-Do’s Final Fight
By Kabir Madan
While far from the best five episodes Cobra Kai has put out, it was decent across the board, but slightly flawed in a few areas, such as the fights and some of the characters.
Opinions
The Polls Were Still Wrong (But Also Sorta Right)
By Muhib Muhib
Donald Trump’s victory means that I was wrong, so what now?
News
The Price Point
The Price Point is a series written by News Editors Brendan Tan and Seth Fenton, covering recent economic events and providing Stuyvesant students with an easy understanding of critical economics concepts that affect our day-to-day lives.
Opinions
Why Have Americans Grown Impervious to Political Scandal?
Americans have become desensitized to political scandal. What caused this sudden change?
Humor
Why Is It So Hard To Commit Election Fraud?!
By Selina Lin
A would-be election fraudster attempts to foil the 2024 Election.
Humor
The Cabinet of Abominations
By Adeline Sauberli, Astrid Harrington
Surprised by some of Trump’s recent cabinet picks? He can explain.
Science
The Reopening of the Three Mile Island Nuclear Power Plant
By Andrew Zhang
Reopening the Three Mile Island nuclear power plant—which had a partial meltdown in 1979—with cutting-edge technology and enhanced safety measures will benefit the economy, create numerous jobs, and increase sustainable energy production.
Humor
A Turkey Social Experiment
By Jake Chan
Stuyvesant freshmen simulate the feelings of turkeys before Thanksgiving
Opinions
The Opinions Department’s Reactions To November 5
The Opinions Department reflects on the moments leading up to the 2024 presidential election and their ruminations afterward.
Humor
The Ultimate ‘Why Us?’ College Essay
By Daniella Solomon, Sasha Ruinsky
Average student writes a totally ordinary “Why us?” college essay.
Arts and Entertainment
Robert Frank: Finally In Focus
Life Dances On takes a bird’s eye view of Robert Frank’s life, tracing his influences and the evolution of his craft while highlighting the less celebrated facets of his oeuvre.
Opinions
Remembering: What I’ve Learned from Collecting My Family’s Stories
Recording my family’s stories has taught me about life, relationships, and the importance of memories.
Arts and Entertainment
Chromakopia: Tyler, the Creator’s Opus of Self Reflection
Tyler, the Creator's newest album represents a pivotal moment in his life, and listeners love the artist’s new found vulnerability
Arts and Entertainment
October in Singles
By Emile Lee-Suk, Santino Suarez
Four mini-reviews of singles that were released in October.